Board Game Review – Last Night on Earth
Boy, do I love zombie movies.
Last Night of Earth can scale for any size group from two to six, even though you’ve got one team of heroes and one team of zombies, because either job can be shared. You can have up to two zombie players and four heroes, or just one of each, and the game works exactly the same either way. That’s pretty clever, I think. You can whip it out and play with the wife (and when you’re done you can play Last Night on Earth), or you can play it at a party with five of your best friends.
The game plays a lot like a zombie movie. There are bunches of different scenarios, so one game might have you trying to kill a host of zombies before they eat your friends, while another just has the heroes trying to gas up the truck and get out of town. The heroes might try to protect the manor house in an homage to Night of the Living Dead, or they might be trying to blow up the zombie nest before the infestation can spread. And whatever the heroes are doing, the zombies have the same goal every time – eat the good guys.
Last Night on Earth is like one clever mechanic after another. The rules for spawning more zombies are ridiculously simple, but still manage to control the zombie hordes while keeping the ‘they just keep coming!’ feel to the game. Searching for tools and weapons is easy – draw a card instead of moving. That’s pretty easy. And fights are easy, too – roll some dice, high roll wins, doubles kills a zombie. Take two or three hits from a zombie and you get to join them in eating your buddies.
The rules are simple, the pieces are great, and the graphics are extravagant. If this felt any more like a zombie movie, you would swear you’re watching Dawn of the Dead again. Heroes and zombies each have a huge deck of cards that let them break the rules. The best card is the one called, ‘This Could Be Our Last Night on Earth,’ where a male and female character in the same building have to pass their turn. Why? Because they’re having sex. And as anyone who watches horror movies knows, you never, ever want to be having sex when the zombies are attacking. Zombies are perverts, and they attack naked people first.
Usually the zombies win. If you watch Romero movies, you knew this going in, and shouldn’t be surprised. Sooner or later, the zombies always win. There’s like five gazillion of them, and three of you. Slow or not, time is on their side. But it’s not impossible for the heroes to win, especially if they do a good job of cooperating. One of the funniest games I ever played would have made the worst horror movie ever. It would have gone something like this:
Sheriff: Zombies are attacking! We’ve gotta get out of town! We have to find the keys to that pickup truck!
Jenny: You mean these keys? They’re in my pocket. That’s my truck.
Sheriff: But the truck is out of gas! We have got to have gas, and the zombies are all over the gas station!
Preacher: I just filled up this gas can. We can use this gas.
Sheriff: Quick, then, everyone in the truck! They’re coming! Where’s Billy?! Oh, God, where’s Billy!?!
Billy: I’m right here in the back of the truck. I was reading a comic book and smoking a doobie. Why?
It was fun to be the heroes for that one. But it’s a lot more typical for the unending hordes of shuffling undead to overwhelm the heroes, especially if the dice like the zombies. But you really can’t complain – that’s how zombie movies go. The zombies tend to eat a lot of people. If they were really bad at it, there wouldn’t be very many zombies, would there? This isn’t meant so much as a competitive game as a recreation of a genre, and while there is a contest to be had, the game is more about living out a zombie apocalypse.
You will be hard-pressed to find a zombie game that does as faithful a job of making you feel like you’re in a zombie horror flick. Last Night on Earth sports great components, fantastic art, simple rules and plenty of variety. Plus Jenny the farm girl is all over this game.
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